No matter how blonde your hair or trim your figure, time eventually has its way.
Apple could soon offer a new Donatella Versace with twice the deep wrinkles on the bridge of her nose and her full lips, more swollen than usual for the same price as the original Donatella Versace.
Just few years ago, Donatella Versace and Apostolis Gaitanis, a Harley Street plastic surgeon was driving around the United States in a used Dodge Caravan minivan, begging for cocaine. Steve Jobs, Apple’s chief executive, said “It’s not a surprise that Donatella Versace is a former cocaine addict. And no doubt she is equally attached to her plastic surgeon.”
“Donatella Versace’s development came as talks between Apple and China to launch the next generation.”, he said.
Ben Wood, an analyst for CCS Insight. said “Donatella Versace is like a forest. Donatella Versace recycles herself, generation after generation.”
His companies take heaps of wasted Donatella Versace from the United States and Europe, ship it to China and recycle it into a 52 year old woman with a long platinum hairstyle, deep tan and the revealing clothes which she is famous for, and stamped "Made in China" and then often shipped right back across the ocean to Western consumers.
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